THIS IS MY VERSION OF AN AWESOME BLUES FROM CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, "THERE AIN'T NO SANTA CLAUS ON THE EVENIN' STAGE". I PLAY ALL THE INSTRUMENTS ON THIS, INCLUDING THE SPAZ LAP STEEL SOLO (Coop forgot it at my place, so I had to try it at least once)

There aint no santa claus on the evenin stage.MP3

DAVE, BILL & I WROTE "TOE TAG" AFTER READING ABOUT THE TOE TAG FROM LEE HARVEY OSWALD'S CORPSE BEING AUCTIONED FOR $26,000 ! SOME REALLY COOL TOY KEYBOARD PARTS , AND BILL'S DRUMMING IS AWESOME (AS ALWAYS!)

Toe_Tag_92.mp3

PAUL HAD THE ORIGINAL SPARK FOR "GARBAGE DUMP", BOTH LYRICS AND THE DRUM PART. I ADDED THE HAMMOND ORGAN MUCH LATER, WHEN I DIGITALLY REMIXED IT

garbage dump.MP3

TED, PAUL AND I WROTE "FRESH FISH" TO EXPRESS OUR FRUSTRATION AFTER A CRAPPY FISHING TRIP. I'M ESPECIALLY FOND OF THE SLIPPERY-FISHY-SOUNDING SYNTH SOLO.

FreshFish_BLURKS.mp3

ANDRE AND I DID THIS TRIBUTE TO LEE MICHAELS AND INFIDELITY, "DO 'YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN", IT'S BECOME A STAPLE IN THE BLURK'S LIVE SETLIST

DoYaKnowWhatIMean_BLURKS.mp3

"TIL THE MONEY RUNS OUT" IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TOM WAITS SONGS. WE HAD THE KEITH McFARLANE BOY'S CHOIR CRAMMED INTO THE STUDIO FOR THE BACKUPS; JACK COOPER, ED the LAW, STAN GOJKOVICH, CHARLIE BOWER, KEN BLURK, AND THE DINGLEBERRY BROTHERS, GARY & KEVIN.

TilTheMoneyRunsOut_BLURKS.mp3

 MERRY FUCKIN' CHRISTMAS. NOW GET THAT EGGNOG OUT OF MY FACE, ASSHAT............ THIS DISCO MEDLEY DATES 'WAY BACK TO THE 'PARTY IN QUESTION' DAYS, WITH ANDRE, PAUL, & KEN.

XmasMedley_BLURKS.mp3

 WITH APOLOGIES TO OTIS REDDING, ANDRE, PAUL AND I MASHUP "DOCK OF THE BAY" WITH SOME CYNDI LAUPER. AGAIN, SORRY (thanx to Andre's brother Phil for the "upside-down stool -table for four?" gag)

SittinAtTheBar_BLURKS.mp3

MORE NOISY GUITAR FROM ME ...THIS IS BRIAN ENO'S "BURNING AIRLINES (GIVE YOU SO MUCH MORE)" I DID THIS BACK IN THE 70's IN MONO ON MY REEL-TO-REEL, WITH MY TRUSTY OLD "DR RHYTHM"

BURNING AIRLINES.mp3

"WHERE'S MY MAKEUP ? WHERE'S MY LIPSTICK ? .......WHERE'S MY LADY SCHICK?"

BASED ON THE ACTUAL THEME FOR THE OLD RADIO SERIAL, 'THE FBI IN PEACE & WAR', THIS IS CALLED "J. EDGAR'S HOOVER" AND EXPLORES THE TWISTED MIND OF THE DRAG QUEEN THAT RAN THE FBI.

J_Edgars_Hoover_BLURKS.mp3

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